We made this calendar for ourselves. Like all calendars, it’s a bit of escapism, a parallel life, the year we want to have; a year of time spent in the garden, of the smell of woodsmoke, that kind of carry-on.

We think it’s pretty neat, so we’re sharing it with you. You can download it to match your hemisphere (to make sure the seasons match up properly - we’re from Aotearoa, where the weather is back-to-front).
Choose the file below that matches your hemisphere, and print it off on some nice yellowed card (ideally ivory-coloured, 250gsm, matte). It’s an A3 file, if you’re from the US that’s close to tabloid-sized. You just need to punch some holes at the top and hang it with twine.
100% guaranteed good fortune if you use this calendar.
If you like our calendar and want to support future endeavours, you’re welcome to donate.